Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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