Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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