hows the party?
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be there in 10
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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