i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
