How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
