If i come over, it means nothing
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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