I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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