i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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