make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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