He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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