would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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