you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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