so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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