woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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