Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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