i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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