It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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