doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize