i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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