Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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