Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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