Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
