I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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