I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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