ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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