yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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