doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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