her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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