i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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