Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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