I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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