It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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