Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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