is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Watching her eat just hurts me
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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