We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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