He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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