We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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