You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
my poor anus
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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