So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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