I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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