I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
third nipple confirmed
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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