is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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