is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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