after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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