The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
