none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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