are you still at the devil's house?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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