absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We have started to decorate penises.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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