So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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