haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I just googled if crying burns calories
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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