So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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