You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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