I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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